#!/bin/bash
RED=$(tput setaf 1)
GREEN=$(tput setaf 2)
YELLOW=$(tput setaf 3)
BLUE=$(tput setaf 4)
MAGENTA=$(tput setaf 5)
CYAN=$(tput setaf 6)
WHITE=$(tput setaf 7)
RESET=$(tput sgr0)
BOLD=$(tput bold)

uptime=`cat /proc/uptime | cut -f1 -d.`
upDays=$((uptime/60/60/24))
upHours=$((uptime/60/60%24))
upMins=$((uptime/60%60))
upSecs=$((uptime%60))

echo -e "${GREEN}
           .:^~~~~^:.         ${RESET}$(hostname)${GREEN}
       .^!?JJJJJJJJJJ?!^.     -------------------------------------------------
       ~?JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ?~   ${RESET}$(cat /etc/redhat-release)${GREEN}
    :?JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ?:  ${RESET}Uptime: ${BOLD}$upDays days $upHours hours $upMins minutes $upSecs seconds${GREEN}
   .?JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ7?JJJJJJ?.
   !JJJJJJJJJJJJJ7:  ^?JJJJJ!
   7JJJJJJJJJJJ!:      ^7JJJ7
   !JJJJJJJJJ!.    :.    :7J!
   .?JJJJJ?~.    :7JJ!.    :.
    :?JJ?~.    ^7JJJJJJ!:
     .~~     ^?JJJJJJJJY?:
           ^?YYJJJJJJ?!^.
           .:^~~~~^:.
${RESET}
"